You want a protein shake? I’ve got one for ya…

What is it with these faggoty ass smoothies popping up all over the place. My gym just starting selling these hippie drinks and already I can feel myself wanting to punch the next faggot who orders one. When it comes to protein drinks Rocky got it right over 30 years ago. Glass, Eggs, Done. You don’t need a fuckin “infusion of berries” to hold your hand while drinking whey protein, creatine, and ten thousand other body building supplements they sprinkle in there. You wanna know how I take creatine? I pop a spoonfull into my mouth, gulp down a glass of grape juice and call it a day. How fuckin hard is that. If you’re some dumb cunt whose name ends in “ie” like Tracie or Christie then by all means, drink your Passion Mango Protein Smoothie after your next power yoga class. Otherwise, take your bodybuilding supplements like a man or get the fuck out of my gym.
There are 2 Comments to "You want a protein shake? I’ve got one for ya…"
Funny post but what does that picture have to do with anything?
Well what the fuck picture am I suppose to use, some faggot making a smoothie? Who wants to see that shit. I picked that pic cause its hot, nuff said.