Have you seen these “Will it Blend” videos on YouTube? Haha, take that fuckin iPhone. Personally there’s a lot of my ex’s shit I’d love to put in that blender but will I ever buy one? Fuck no. $400 for a fuckin blender, are you shittin me? Yah I get that if I put golf balls in my Oster Blender it’d grind to a halt but that’s why I don’t fuckin blend golf balls. I’ve been making protein shakes with my Oster blender for years now and it does the job just fine.
Let me repeat that, FOUR HUNDRED FUCKIN DOLLARS for a blender! Fuck, for that much money I know a hooker who will blow me 200 times (ie your mom). But hey, if you think a blender sounds better then a bj then be my guest. Me, I’ve sticking with my Oster Blender and your mom’s suck jobs. Now suck it bitch.

Ok so I’ve been using this carlson fish oil for awhile now, not as long as I’ve been using your mom but a while now. As much as I hate to admit it, this hippie shit ain’t half bad. Yeah when I first tried fish oil after a bit of arm twisting by my gym buddies, I couldn’t see what the appeal was. It wreaked of pussy, and I mean bad pussy here, not the good pussy your old lady is always offering me. If you know me by now you know I’m not some limp wristed faggat so I could deal with smell if I had to. But I didn’t see that I did cause I was already getting plenty of Omega-3 fat from flax seed oil.

This is where my Chem buddy “convinced” me that I need to try fish oil instead. By that I mean he blabbed on about science n shit while I was checkin out the slut on the treadmill behind him giving me fuck me eyes. I was aching to get my dick wet so I just agreed with what ever he said then set about finding out if treadmill slut’s drapes matched her curtains (they did). Point is I got duped into trying fish oil but glad I did, I’ve seen more benefit verses when I was using flax seed oil. And sense my Chem buddy “convinced” me that Carlson fish oil is the best I didn’t even have to worry about the smell.

Thats right fucktards, I’m back to supplement ranting. Why no love for so long you ask? Cause I was bangin your mom when your sister decided to join in. Those two sluts, who smell like fish oil btw, wouldn’t let me leave so whats a guy to do eh? Now shut the fuck up and mind your own business.

What is it with all you winers out there? You fuckin bitch when I post cause your pussy feelings got hurt then when I stop posting, cause God forbid I put my life ahead of yours, you bitch some more. As if my ranting about creatine and fish oil softgels completes your life as much as my cock completes your wife’s life. I’ve told you Memento tards before but I’m sure I’ll fuckin tell you again, I rant for me and my benefit, not yours.


I don’t choke down fish oil softgels cause I like the smell of a whores pussy. I don’t take creatine cause I crave sand-y grapejuice like sluts crave my cum. And I sure as hell don’t take supplements you selfish assholes want me to try first to see if they work. I’m not some fuckin lab rat so stop requesting that I do this or bitchin that I don’t do that. My next post will be when ever I fucking feel like it.

What the fuck is this? I just found out they’re making fuckin accessories for your fuckin oster blender now. What’s next, Hello Kitty skins your can wrap around your oster blender. Who buys this shit? I like blenders for there simplicity: blade, motor, jar, done. Now they got milkshake blades, for what? Are the hippie fags saying its cruel to cut milk now, do we have to gently massage the ingredients into the smoothie.

Since when did foam bubbles become such a problem that we need to spend money on fancy milkshake blades to get rid of them. You wanna know a cheaper way to get right of em? Its called waiting 5 minutes for the fuckers to pop. God forbid you should just drink your protein shake down and burp once or twice. Look, toothbrushes don’t need motors and an Oster blender doesn’t need a milkshake blade. Got it.

Once again its Thanksgiving. The good ole tradition where everyone stuffs their face with turkey and your mom stuffs her pussy with my cock. This year I figured I’d give thanks for all the things I’m grateful for. Which isn’t fuckin easy, between all the fucked up shit going on and all you assholes out there giving me a hard time not appreciating all the hard work it takes to run a bodybuilding supplements blog. I’d like to see even one of you write a better blog post then me about micronized creatine or fish oil softgels. Shit, and copying and pasting shit off wikipedia doesn’t count fucktard.

Anyway, I’m thankful for my nads, whey protein isolate, and micronized creatine. My nads casue they allow me to dump a big ole load all over your mom’s face, whey protein and micronized creatine cause I don’t have to take nad shrinking steroids.

Ok slightly off topic rant here but even I have my limits when it comes to ranting about whey protein isolate. One of my buddies just sent me a pic of a coffee mug that even I will admit is pretty cool. See pic and anyone who buys me that for Christmas gets… um something fuckin cool. Oh and in case you pussy’s were wondering, I drink my coffee black and unflavored, just like my bodybuilding supplements. Why the fuck anyone would pay $10 to wait in line at Starbucks is beyond me. Are you fuckin shitting me, flavor is that important?

If you pussy’s need to put something in your coffee so bad why not use whey protein as a creamer. Maybe I should open my own chain of coffee houses and use whey protein isolate as the creamer. Call it power coffee or some shit like that. Ha ha, fucktards will pay for anything.

Now personally I don’t give a shit about taste, I drink raw eggs out a glass and use unflavored whey protein for fuck sake. But you pussy faggots keep asking me which supplements taste best and I’m getting tired of telling you to fucktards to man up. Now I’m not about to spend money just to answer your pussy questions but I do get free samples from supplement companies all the time. Sort answer: they all taste fine when mixed with water. Don’t know how they taste with milk cause milk is for fuckin cows, don’t listen to those stupid Got Milk commercials, thats bull shit.

So there you go, hope that was fuckin helpful for you pussy vanilla whey protein drinking fags. So stop asking me which tastes best, its a fuckin protein supplement, not a candy bar. You’re not supposed to be mixing this shit in your iced latte and sippin it on a summer’s day. Gyms are for working out not fuckin poetry corner, so take your vanilla whey protein and shove it up your ass.

What is this, fuckin junior high? So after my workout today I’m gulping down my supplement shake like your mom gulps down my cock, when some fucktard tries to start a conversation with me. Fuck, why do people always feel the need to break up a perfectly good silence with their unimportant blabbering. He starts asking me what kind of bodybuilding supplements I put in my shake, and have I tried glutamine, and what do I think of creatine in a shakes, and blah blah blah. Normally I would have yelled at him to fuck off awhile ago but at this moment was too busy checkin out the cameltoe of some slut.

So he keeps going on and starts blabbin about his bodybuilding formula in how is better then anything you can buy and he put all this research into it, and more blah blah blah. I was mostly thinking about feeding the slut my own protein shake when I started to sense that the fucktard next to me was bragging that his bodybuilding shake is better then my supplement shake. What the fuck is wrong with this guy, there’s a hot slut 15 feet from us and all he can think about is a supplement pissing contest? I don’t know about that fag but I was way more into her then settling this, figured I’d just end it quickly. I looked him straight in the eye and said, “well while your over here celebrating your victory of the best bodybuilding supplements shake, I’ll be fuckin some slut up the ass.” He gave me the standard jaw open stare so took that as my cue to leave and introduce miss slut to what really matters. Ended up that she gave good head but wouldn’t let me stick it in her ass. Fuckin prude.

At the risk of sounding like a fuckin infirm old man, they don’t make shit like they used to. I suppose it serves me right for using one of those pussy machines at the gym instead of free weights. Its supposed to isolate your muscles better but that pathetic excuse of a cable snapped like a fish oil softgel cap in a bottle carried by a fuckin UPeeS fuck. If you don’t get the reference I just made then you should spend more time reading my posts and less time masturbating to pics of your mom. Fuckin pervert. Anyway, point is whether we’re talkin about gym equipement or softgels, today its all about making shit as cheap as posible, fuck quality.

I don’t care if I overload the machine to a mans weight, it should be using a man sized cable in the first place, not fuckin dental floss to hoist plates around. Just like I don’t care if I do play football with my bottle of fish oil softgels, make the caps strong enough to hold the oil thats in them. Thank god at least one company gets it. I just got my order today for those Kirkland fish oil softgels I mentioned last week. Well the fuckin UPeeS dude must of had a field day with the box, I don’t know if he used it to beat his ugly kids or what but I was not thrilled at its appearance. I was thrilled when I opened the bottle and not one softgel broke. I tell ya, between these softgels and carlson fish oil I might not need to rant anymore.

Fuckin cunts need to lighten up. Headline says it all. Get this, so I’m about to go down on some slut I met at the gym when I get a whiff of her. Whoa, this is one cunt in need of a douse, I know we just got done working out but still. Anyway I joking say that now I know where fish oil comes from. I knew from the 10 minutes I’d spent talkin to her that she was into supplements and would get the reference. Now instead of laughing and apologizing for smelling like a school of salmon she gets all huffy and calls me a jerk. What the fuck? Is a sense of humor too much to ask for now a days.

Apparently you cunts haven’t gotten the memo so I’ll fill you in right now. Your pussy’s smell like fish oil, thats why you should douse regularly. No need to thank me, just clean yourselves inside and out you filthy whores. Now if she had smelled like carlson fish oil then there wouldn’t be a problem. Yeah I did get around to trying that stuff and I have to say not bad. If we could only get Carlson to make some pussy juice the world would be a better place. Ha Ha.